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A young gay man calls home and tells his Jewish mother that he has decided to go back into the closet because he has met a wonderful girl and they are going to be married. He tells his mother that he is sure she will be happier since he knows that his gay lifestyle has been very disturbing to her, and now he will be going 'straight'.
     She responds that she is indeed delighted and asks tentatively, "I suppose it would be too much to hope that she would be Jewish?"
He tells her that not only is the girl Jewish, but is from a wealthy Beverly Hills family.
     She admits she is overwhelmed by the news, and asks, "What is her name?" He answers, "Monica Lewinsky."
     There is a long pause, then his mother asks, "What happened to that nice Catholic boy you were dating last year?"
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"Lieberman could be Gore's secret weapon," George W. said to an aide. "I gotta see what all this Jewish stuff is about." So off they went to a kosher restaurant, where the first course was matzo ball soup.
     George W. was hesitant to taste this strange looking brew. Gently, the aide said, "Just have a taste. If you don't like it, you don't have to finish it."
     George W. dug in, spooning up a small piece of matzo ball with some soup, tasting gingerly at first, but quickly finishing off the entire bowl and all of the matzo ball.
     "That was delicious," George W. said. "Can you eat any other parts of the matzo, or do they just eat the balls?"
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